Humorous Insurance Claim Forms

The insurance industry is not particularly well known for its humorous side although, we assure you, we in the claims industry do come across some ‘howlers’ when reading Claims Forms.  Below is a selection of our favourite ones that we have collected over the years from both our friends at insurance companies and by trawling through the internet.  They are all genuine so enjoy!

“As you are aware, my taxi has now been converted into a hearse and now I only transport dead persons.  So, obviously, my passengers are not at any risk, why are you making me pay a further insurance premium in case they are involved in a car accident?”

“I collided with a tree that was stationary.”

“I collided into a lamp post that was obscured by a human being”.

“My car slowed down but the traffic was much more stationary than I thought it was”.

“Because I am hard of hearing you’ll understand the reason that I didn’t see the cyclist”

“Someone who doesn’t know how to properly drive is going to borrow my car but before he does are you able to confirm that any damage is likely to be caused will be paid”

“I am stunned that you are refusing to pay me out for this accident simply because I wasn’t wearing my glasses.  I swear that the accident was no way my fault.  I simply didn’t see the cyclist when I ran him over”

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